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Corissa sleeps here.: I’ve really got to just stop eating with my mom. We went to a gourmet...

corissasleepshere:

I’ve really got to just stop eating with my mom.

We went to a gourmet pizza place that has these amazing salads and all I wanted was a salad but my mom asked if I wanted to share a pizza and I said sure.

Then when the waitress came over I ordered my salad and my mom also ordered a salad but…

this happens to me every time my mom sees me eating anything its like she doesn’t understand the words she says has meaning 

K dot speaks the truth 

K dot speaks the truth 

bravestwarriors:

Impossibear goin’ nuts with his GAS POWERED STICK (it never runs out of gas)
This GIF is taken from the latest episode of Bravest Warriors, “Gas Powered Stick”

bravestwarriors:

Impossibear goin’ nuts with his GAS POWERED STICK (it never runs out of gas)

This GIF is taken from the latest episode of Bravest Warriors, “Gas Powered Stick”

I couldn’t break your heart, Mabel.

(Source: skeletonbrew)